As the marketing team behind the infamous Fyre Festival, we learned some valuable lessons last year; namely, that we can hype literally anything. Which is why we couldn’t be more excited to announce our newest, sure-to-be global phenomenon: The 2019 Lyre Festival! #harpgoals
Are you a fourth century Hellenistic civilization Influencer? Do you follow all the trending lyrical poets of Greek antiquity? Is the four-to-ten string, finger pluck instrument known as the lyre giving you life? Then Lyre Festival is calling your name! Don’t miss out on the most talked about event since the young God Hermes fashioned the first lyre from the entrails of Apollo’s sacred cows!
What can you expect from the VIP experience at Lyre Festival? The fans asked and we delivered! Dance the night away to the sensual sounds of lyre accompanying the recitation of “Ode To Aphrodite” by Sappho (epic!) Surround yourself with gorgeous models depicted in mosaic on just like, tons of different vases. Gain elite access to top secret product launches, like this seaon’s walnut-bodied bowed lyres exclusively from the region of Crete. Um, FOMO much?
When we think of the lyre, the hottest of the ancient harps, four words come to mind: synergetic brand engagement opportunities. If you’re a brand ambassador looking to flood your feed with viral lyre content, Lyre Festival wants to team up with you! Exciting partnership possibilities include Apple Watch (lyre: the world’s first wearble tech), Svedka Vodka feat. the Shield of Archilocus Sour Apple, and papyrus scrolls by Glossier©.
People are already calling LyreFest the zither event of a lifetime! Wristbands are selling faster than the Spartans conquered Athens in the Peloponnesian War! If you only attend one festival celebrating the handheld lute commonly fashioned from tortoise-shell and known throughout the ancient world as the lyre, make it the 2019 Lyre Festival. “The lyre puts the party in Parthenon!” – Plato
Note: Lyre Festival is not liable for any misrepresentation of the modern-day popularity of the lyre.